Yay! No-one has beat me to it! A boon for Seagull marketing executives.

Q. What is the difference betwwen a Taylor guitar and Seagull.

A. One is very fishy and makes horrible screeching noises. The other is a bird...;-)

Dave the Gnome
(Who wouldn't know a good guitar if it bit him on the bum but plays an AWFUL Hohner concertina!)