Hedgehog Stew
1 hedgehog
2 Gallons of Petrol
Road map of a rural location near you
Garden Spade
Assorted vegetables
Parsley

1. Put petrol into a car and start engine
2. Using road map, find a location with fairly straight roads and lots of local wild life
3. Locate hedgehog as it crosses road
4. Increase speed to at least 60 m.p.h.
5. Flatten hedgehog completely
6.Scrape off wheels with garden spade
7.Add assorted vegetables and microwave for 15 minutes
8.Add parsley and serve

(Sorry folks!)