I have a dream that our monitors get covered with nasty spittly goo because we all learn to make big ole ballpark-style raspberries when we read that kind of crap, and that instead of posting as it gets under our skin in the succeeding hour or so, we are busy wiping our screens.

Now what we NEED is a Mudcat fundraiser-- special windhsield wipers for the monitor, decorated a la Mudcat.

And I don't think it's just the Brits or any other group who answers them-- it's people whose particular button has been pushed and new members whose skins have not thickened up yet.

If mine can, tho, anyone's can.

Can't we sell Mudcat Skin Texturizer too? Goes with Gorilla Snot? At festivals? Dick oughtta diversify.

How about a monitor surround-panel with DON'T FEED THE TROLLS, with pix of trolls locked up in the zoo wasting away?

We Americans need PRODUCTS.

~Susan