Bejaysus, sis, that was a mother of a traffic jam, weren't it. Three hours to get from St James to the escape route north of Wetherby, in a car full of fractious children.

John, I couldn't have run another step, so I won't be clogging up the course in Manchester, kind as it is of you to offer! Just regaining the use of my legs is the aim!

Skipjack