The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #38890   Message #553267
Posted By: Clifton53
18-Sep-01 - 12:37 PM
Thread Name: BS: humour
Subject: RE: BS: humour
A swashbuckler strolls into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but notice the small helms wheel attached to his crotch.

" Excuse me there Long John, but what's with the wheel"?

" AAARRRRGGGHHHH me bucko, 'tis in case I find a wench what wants 'ta drive me nuts".