I was being ironic Kendall. Here's my dinosaur's take on "the "unplugged generation" (which actually means BEING plugged...but with an acoustic guitar)

What's the point of discussing endlessly why we love our Guilds, Martins and Taylors when the moment we plug 'em in they sound generic? I'm about to buy two Audio-Technica 4033s (on the advice of Mudcatters) so that my Martin SOUNDS like a Martin. I hate pickups (and the fact that I've spent thousands trying to get one I REALLY like)

.....actually I hate mikes as well....if only I could make my living doing concerts in my living room....

Rick