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Thread #38890   Message #553747
Posted By: GUEST,Souter
19-Sep-01 - 02:47 AM
Thread Name: BS: humour
Subject: RE: BS: humour
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go back home

Why did the chicken cross the road
He didn't. He got hit by a truck halfway across

Why did the flamingo cross the road
Well, after the incident with the truck, the chicken retired and moved to Florida.