Just to help anybody thinking of travelling to France in the near future, here are a couple of useful translations.
English...........French
Lawn mower .......Coup de grass
Window cleaner....Shammi lethare
Lose your job.....Cul de sac
Arsehole..........Sharles de Gall
English arses.....Torie partie
Smoking section...Defense fumiere
Non-smoking.......Nosmo King
Lift..............Brassiere
Way out...........Cul mann
Way in............150 kilosany more anybody?