re:catspaws attempt at a limerick back there..it has a traditional rhyme scheme ok,

"Dan, feeling his sexuality peak,
Went to the WC, a condom to seek.
But when a coin it did miss
And fell in two inches of piss,
Says Dan,"Tis more disgusting than 'Bubble & Squeak'"

but...
There was an old gasman named Peter
With a match poked around a gas heater
Touched a leak with his light
And rose out of sight
And, as anyone even vaguely familar with the more subtle nuances of the art of poetry can tell you,...he also ruined the meter!