BREAKDOWN: Any tune played on banjo so blindingly fast as to be unrecognizable. The tune finishes when the lugs loosen, the head pops, the neck snaps, the tailpiece knocks the player even more senseless than before, and the fifth peg richochets off of a Martin D-28 and lodges up the player's ass, as the banjo disintegrates and everyone applauds it's destruction.

Spaw