G'day Mick, weel sport I thought I'd start a new thread fae oor fly search. Ye ken tha one, aboot tha fly that gaes intae a (butchers?) shop and "...it shhit upom tha table and it shhit upon tha floor..." or words generally tae that effect. Anyway china I think ye ken weel enough what I mean! Appreciate yer on gaeing efforts cobber. Hav a guid aine. Connor