There was a little fly, went in the grocery store,
And it shit on the ceiling and it shit on the floor,
It shit on the bacon and it shit on the ham,
And it shit on the head of the little grocer man.

The little grocer man said "I'll kill that fly on sight,"
So he loaded up his gun full of nails and dynamite,
But before he could count from one to ten,
The fly shit on the head of the grocer man again!