Ah Bill...may I humbly beg forgiveness. As I see so clearly now, this is not the place for my common, one minute limericks. No indeed. Obviously with such a high caliber and erudite audience, I assure you I will no longer go for the quick laugh. I promise future limericks with polish of both rhyme and meter. Once more I fervently pray you open your heart in charity to such an abject failure.

catspaw

Can anyone help me out with a rhyme for "Blow it straight out your ass?" **grin**