I was born about ten thousand years ago.
There ain't nothin' in this world that I don't know.
I saw Peter, Paul, and Moses
Playin' ring-around-the-roses
An' I'll whup the guy that says it isn't so.

I figured this HAD to be in the DT, but the closest thing I could find was called JUST THE FACTS, MA'AM . Now that's goofy.