"Put the bottle on the bar, so's I can pet it
And take down my address before I forget it.
Someone's gonna have to take me home yet
Cuz I'm gonna sit here until I forget.
The way I figure, I've got nothing to lose
So, bartender, just pass the booze."

Haven't a clue who recorded it.

Randa MacNamara used to sing a different song; wish I knew it,

"Take me to a barroom, driver
Set me on a stool.
If he won't be my man, I'm damned
If I'll be his fool.,p> Bat Goddess