A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes totally quiet.

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb blond with a black belt in karate. What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 lb and he's a blond weight lifter." He continues, "The fella to your right is blond, 6'5" and pushing 300 lb and he's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says: "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."