Throw another log on the fire.
Cook me up some bacon and some beans.
Go out to the car and change the tire.
Darn my socks and mend my old blue jeans.

Come on, baby, you can fill my pipe and then
Go fetch my slippers, brew me up another pot of tea.
Throw another log on the fire, babe.
Come and tell me why you're leaving me.

Don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
Don't I warn you when you're gettin' fat?
Ain't I gonna take you fishing with me someday?
Man can't love a woman more than that.

Ain't I always kind to your kid sister?
Don't I take her driving every night?
Come sit here by my feet, 'cause I love you when you're sweet,
You know it ain't feminine to fight,

Throw another...etc.