We market our hurricanes, too!! We're just a nation chock-a-block FULL of glitz and glamour, aren't we??? Why, if WE were running that there French Revolution thing we'd make them nobles feel PRIVILEGED to have a shot at trying out our "'New Freedoms' Unimodular Super Keen Thought Liberating Device" (FUSKTLD) -- wouldn't need them durn tundrils!! We'd make 'em PAY to try it out, by gum!!

Hey, I ask you now, effen you can't market it, what the hail GOOD is it, ennyhoo?

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