The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #39068   Message #559198
Posted By: Chip2447
26-Sep-01 - 02:09 PM
Thread Name: Honky Tonk Drinking Songs
Subject: RE: Honky Tonk Drinking Songs
"ANOTHER PERFECT COUNTRY SONG" lyrics (thus far) by me;
"Well my trailer burned down,
and my dog ran away.
My girlfriend's pregnant,
and my little brother's gay.
My wife's been seen cheatin with my best friend.
My pickup truck has got a flat tire,
an if Possum crick flows any higher
I'll have to swim to get to my deer camp.
I'm crying my eyes out in my beer over you
What else is a poor ole country boy to do?
This long neck bottle is empty once again
I can't get a break, I can't never win."

Just sing with an appropriate twang...Chip2447