THE Mother of ALL farts occured in a Circuit City Store in DC.

Before Xmas there was a llllooong line of people waiting to pick up their purchased merchandise from the single 'warehouse' clerk. Some how one kid managed to choke the ENTIRE STORE with a fart soo foul so hideous you can not begin to imagine. People walking in the front door with smiles suddenly covered their face and left. Warehouse employees coming in with merchandise could be seen writhing their face as if in a sand storm as soon as they got in range. People who had already paid were determined to stay BUT IT ONLY GOT WORSE>A blind couple sped for the door a bit too fast-wham... The kids who tried to laugh could only cough , wives left their husband to endure while they evacuated. One hysterical guy was yelling my buddy did that, over and over! There were apparently several people who were honestly perplexed with the commotion which could only mean they had no sense of smell. After Xmas the building was merciflly remodeled with tall ceilings.