Is this a report?
bum bum

I once sang "Waltzing Matilda" standing on my head
The Folk Club (in the UK of course) cracked-up because not only was I singing Oz style while my girlfriend held my ankles but she tried to pour beer down my trouser leg & couples got up and waltzed around the floor.
A beer break was called immediately thereafter in deference to any poor sole who tried to follow that.
I can't see that FC accepting such antics now - po faced IS the word.