1st Verse for Hamish:- At tea with the dutchess McPhee, She said "Sir, do you fart when you pee?" I replied "Not a bit!" "Do you belch when you s***?" "A capital answer!" Said She
At tea with the dutchess McPhee,
She said "Sir, do you fart when you pee?"
I replied "Not a bit!"
"Do you belch when you s***?"
"A capital answer!" Said She