Gloredhel, that bugged me, too. I was looking forward to cheesy old-Trek Klingons... Heh, I like your teacher's theory, btw.

Enterprise... Um. It wasn't QUITE as bad as I was expecting it to be. The theme song blew hard. Who is this dorky man-bitch of an opera singer who sings it? Apparently, he's big in England. He need to be beaten. Beaten with a stick. I actually MISS the bloated orchestral crap from the first four series...

Count Bakula was annoying. Sorry Kirk wannabe. And I did not need to see him in those tiny shorts. (Yes I did... :X)

The Southern-type guy ('Flip' Billingsley the 14th or whatever the Hell his name was; I don't care enough to check.) got on my nerves. Probably just because he's Southern. No offense, nice Southern people. ;)

Yeah, I hated almost everyone, come to think of it. No, wait. I liked Linda Park as Hoshi Sato. She was the only character that seemed even remotely 'real' to me (T'Pol's nipples had more personality than she herself did). And she's whiney and annoying, too, which is cool!

Another thing: Why are the 'Enterprise' uniforms cooler-looking than the orig. series uniforms? What happened? And is it related somehow to the Klingon-forehead controversy?

Oh, and the story was pretty lame, too.

---Lepus Rex