Mrs Duck, the universe's workings are a mystery to us all. Who knows... could be!

'Ere Mudguard, nice attempt at the old 'anglo-saxon' (swearing) but Morty means she has "sworn an oath" to stay away from the afore mentioned gentlemen.

Morty, don't I remember you actually being thrown INTO a pub once? Or was that just your version of events.........?

TTFN M'Lady P.