Lest you all think this is a new subject to the 'Cat, please go back and read this thread.......Facts on Farts (Phartin Phenomena) which is filled with 'information'....so to speak.

For a somewhat scientific view of the art of the fart, CLICK HERE

To give an added punch to your farts, try this salsa recipe.

And of course the last rip on naming them goes to "The Crepitation Contest" between Lord Winderschmear and Paul Boomer. Chanteyranger was good enough to make a copy for me as it had been many years since I lost my vinyl to this classic.

Spaw