MY WIFE LEFT TOWN WITH A BANANA

My wife left town with a banana
Life's a rotten deal.
I found that yellow sucker a-hidin' in her purse.
He's cold and hard, but he's got appeal.
I hope it never happens to you.
Some fruit breaks your marriage in two.
My wife left town with a banana. She slipped away.

My wife left town with a banana.
Now I'm a jealous man.
She found a six inch Latin love.
Now she does the tango with her right hand.
Right now I could just die.
He's eatin' my banana cream pie.
Oh, my wife left town with a banana.
She slipped away.