BTW, the reference I made above to "frump" was "someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.

Also, here is a corrected version of the "San Francisco" parody;

I let a fart in San Francisco,
High on a hill by the Bay so fair. It cleared out several Cable Cars And upscale singles' bars-- That gaseous fog sure fouled the air! But, who cares? You left me there in San Francisco, A very blue and windy me! If I come back to you, San Francisco, There'll be a warrant out for me!

Genie (whose cookie expired after first sign-in this evening and had to be reset)