Oh Well.....In for a penny.....
I seem to remember a Country song recorded in 1957 by a 9 Year old boy, entitled...
"Please don't go topless mother."

All I can remember is..
Please don't go topless mother
I hate to be quite so blunt
The kids all laugh, but I don't cry
You're not the only one who's putting up a front

From an old LP called "Godless America!!"
Ralphie