Hope you don't find humor in that, Will; my cousin bought a chainsaw from a short fellow who knew that guy.

NASA public relations was put in an awkward situation when Neil Armstrong, soon after a comment about 'one small step for man...', uttered, "Good luck, Mr. Frobusch." As he did not embellish upon this puzzling quip, NASA deleted it from public broadcast at the time. An enterprising journalist eventually came up with a Frobusch couple who had been apartment neighbors to the Armstrongs in the 1940's. Evidently their love life was a bit strained as, through apartment walls, young Neil once heard Mrs. Frobusch exclaim, "I'll f**k you when that kid next door walks on the mooon!" This is true.