Interesting idea, Micca, but I think I'll just look like a complete pillock if I wear your Matadore's hat.

Many years ago, my boyfriend at the time took a trip to Norway and brought back a knitted hat for me with a pom-pom that was almost bigger than the hat. He acted really hurt that I didn't want to wear it.

Knowing him as I did, I told him I thought he just wanted me to wear it so he could have a good laugh at my expense. He admitted it was true. You wouldn't be trying to do anything like that, would you?