The poor lonely widow - I can dance, I can sing, I'm as good now as ever, fond of me whiskey and good in a row, just 45 both witty and clever, I wonder if anyone will marry me now. It's in Bob Copper's Songs and Southern Breezes, and the tune's a variant of Constant Billy. Pm me if you can't find it.

One you can adapt- I have drunk one and I will drink two, I can drink as much as anyone of you, for I've been and done what the rest have done, me and my good companions. I have drunk two and I will drink three, there sits a woman/ man who drinks whiskey free etc.

Kitty