Surely, I am doing something wrong, only FIVE songs in the entire Forum/DT with the word Pregnancy? Joe, you're pulling levers behind the screen arn't you?

Melody--Yesterday

Some verses by Flying Booger

Pregnancy,
There's a shotgun hanging over me,
Why has this bulge got to be,
I should have used one, silly me.
Chorus: Why I had to come,
I don't know, she wouldn't blow,
I did something wrong,
Now I long for birth control, ol, ol, ol . . .

Birth control,
It's the only way to save my soul,
Since I put it in my girlfriend's hole,
Now I believe in birth control.

Syphilis,
Feels like razors every time I piss,
Who the hell's to blame for this,
It's agony, this syphilis.

Chorus: How I got that sore,
I didn't know, she was a whore.
I was indiscreet,
Now I've got infected meat, eat, eat, eat . . .

Syphilis,
Chancre sores and spots upon my skin,
I never should have stuck it in,
Now I will die of syphilis.

Leprosy,
Bits and pieces falling off of me,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
Since I acquired leprosy.

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Aw, Garg, I wouldn't do THAT. I censor only when people are mean, not vulgar. Try a search for apron low (click), and you'll get a few more.
-Joe Offer-