Alright, Murray, it's James TAYLOR!! It was bloody 6.00am when I posted that!
Mandleodeodeodorant or whatever, been there, done that, got the bits in a drawer somewhere..... I loved a bit more than he did though.... still not sure where we stand after all this time!! I've fallen out of love, but never out of friendship.
Mrs Duck - long story, short version.... One guy I totally lusted after, drooled, slobbered, everything damp and sticky after, ended up being a complete and utter shit, and I still have the fractured skull to prove it.... because when he stopped kissing, he started kicking. I prefer to start slow, have a friend and some mutual respect first. Besides, the old lust folicles are slowing down now.... not a lot gets it going these days.... well, maybe Skipjack.... and Sean Connery of course, then there's that guy I see on the way to work, on his motorbike, all dressed in leather he is.... Oh, and Michael Dorn (Worf in Star Trek Next Gen).... and David Duchovny.... Roger the Penguin.... that tall bloke from Sheffield.....