To the tune of "if you're happy and you know it"

Oh I wish I was a little piece of orange
Oh I wish I was a little piece of orange
I'd go squirty, squirty, squirty
And get everybody dirty
Oh I wish I was a little piece of orange

Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap (2x)
I'd go slidey, slidey slidey
Over everybody's hidey
Oh I wish.... (etc)

Other verses:

Mosquito (with accent on last syllable)
I'd go bitey bitey bitey
Under everybody's nightie...

Piece of glass
I'd go cutty cutty cutty
And get everybody bloody...

Bottle of pop
I'd go slurpy slurpy slurpy
And make everybody burpy...

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That's all I remember of that one. My, the campfire memories come flooding back! "Shaving Cream" was a favorite (were there Boy Scouts who didn't listen to Dr. Demento in 1974? I don't think so!). Hmmm.

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There were three jolly fishermen
There were three jolly fishermen
(left side:) Fisher! Fisher!
(right side:) Men men men!
(left side:) Fisher! Fisher!
(right side:) Men men men!
There were three jolly fishermen.

(all verses have the same structure)

The first's one's name was Abraham...
Abra! Abra! Ham ham ham! (etc)

The second one's name was Ishmael...
Ishmy! Ishmy! El el el! (etc)

The third one's name was Solomon...
Solo! Solo! Mun mun mun! (etc)

They all went down to Amsterdam...
Amster! Amster! Dam dam dam! (etc)

You shouldn't have said that naughty word...
Naughty! Naughty! Word word word! (etc)

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(Doesn't take much to make Boy Scouts giggle -- or didn't in 1974, anyway.)

'Snuffernow.

Alex