The ozone layer ain't gonna last
Roll, deodorant roll
But I must give me smelly bits one more blast
Oh, roll, deodorant roll.

My pits are wet and smelly and obscene
Roll, deodorant roll
Parts of my vest are turning green
Oh, roll, deodorant roll.

Any bugger can sing this song
Roll etc.
Make it up as you go along
Oh, roll............