I added more line breaks. Thanks for posting the lyrics, Neej, and for the other verses, Horse!


ROLL ON, DEODORANT

From dark hairy pits in the worst parts of town,
To genteelly shaved ones in elegant gown;
No matter who owns 'em, there sweat glands abound,
So roll on, deodorant, roll on.

CHORUS: Roll on, deodorant, roll on,
Roll on, deodorant, roll on,
Your power is bidding our B.O. begone,
So roll on, deodorant, roll on.

Exuberant exercise, laboring hard,
Or even just sunning out in the back yard,
Any sweat's held in abysmal regard,
So roll on, deodorant, roll on.

Horses, they sweat, so the old saying goes,
While men do perspire, but a lady just glows;
Whatever you call it, 'twill ruin your clothes,
So roll on, deodorant, roll on.

Society sanctions a lot of weird smells,
And perfume and after-shave certainly sells,
But nature's own fragrance it instantly quells,
So roll on, deodorant, roll on.