Huh?

Man, there are gonna be a whole whack of "armchair patriots" out there really ticked off at you now, troll...

Almost everyone I've ever met is somewhere on that list!

Well, no, not really, but....hell, there are plenty of people like that in Canada. They eat at Tim Hortons and "read" the Toronto Sun (it's about 99% advertising and pictures...mostly of girls in bikinis or grisly scenes of violence and destruction).

In fact, your list of possible options sounds a lot like the editorial page of the Toronto Sun. :-)

- LH