I heard that the Ebola outbreak is part of a conspiracy by the CIA to start a world war. This is because the director of the CIA is actually a Mudcat member who wants to set in motion the events described by Donuel. His end result is a world in which acoustic music is the dominant form of entertainment and he will thus be in a position to achieve his diabolical goal of becoming a professional dulcimer player. In this sinsister New World Order, accoustic dulcimer players will be the new celebrites and so the CIA directotr will get lots of chicks.I also heard that the United Hog Farmers of America are cooperating with the FBI in a counter terrorism mission called Operation Pork 'em All (OPA). This will consist of flying missions that drop pork chops, head cheese, and kielbasa on Bin Laden's camps until they surrender.