And it don't say anything in the bible about Joseph and Mary never having a shag after jesus was born. By the way, My mother is dead-she would be proud of me! I have spent nearly all my adult life (except when shagging, singing dirty songs and having a good ol time) helping those less fortunate than me, for little reward or gain, but because I believe in the good of my fellow man and the need for committed help, not the misplaced concept of going to heaven because I lived the Christian life and feared some god or other who expected me to get down and worship it.-I don't want to get into this, but I, like many, have seen some real (what they think) Christians whom I wouldn't even give to lions, and some proper real humans with no religious beliefs of whom 1 is worth more than 20 so called religious zealots.

So,. A poke with a bloke may be quite incidental
But diamonds are a girls best friend etc etc.

And I'm not too old to play Rugby

And ...Don't forget the Macc Lads

And...
Before you see the splinter in someone elses eye, look at the plank in your own.