So John 36 49 36, you are really a rugger in disguise! Or is it if you can't beat them join them? League or Union? If this is so......then, I have to say I am not usually caught like a fish and played so well. Thanks for the laugh.

But if you think you can gain an insight into satanic practices in scrumms, the lechery of loose rucks and mauls and the baths after, you are very much mistaken my friend. I bet you have scabs and are confined to the showers!!!! And only drink ginger beer shandy.

By the way, you're not coming to Llanstock are you?

What about "Away with Rum" the song of the salvation army? No one has listed that yet!