I had to share this with everyone and wondered if anyone else had any amusing anecdotes on the same subjects. Most Sat nights we "do" weddings and come across an unusual variety of cakes. This Sat was no exception

The cake in question was round and surrounded by chocolate fingers. On the top is was covered in little chocolate curls and hundreds and thousands. On the top was a mechano mechanism which supported a horizonntal cross from which were hanging minature silver bells, horseshoes etc and this rotated. One band member said I wonder why their cake is made like a roundabout and I commented that it looked more like a sewage filter bed. Turned out that's exactly what it was as the groom was a sewage engineer!!!