Baaaah... that's nothing... very amateur Max Tone...

Ya want a 'bad taste' joke???

(WARNING!!! THE FOLLOWING IS VERY OFFENSIVE TO A LOT OF PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing... You've already told her twice...

Now THAT'S in bad taste!!!!