Thanks Larry. I didn't get the Jumbo joke either. Some musical WTC humor from the Onion. Funny because it is painfully close to the truth:
President Urges Calm, Restraint Among Nation's Ballad Singers WASHINGTON, DC— In the wake of the recent national tragedy, President Bush is urging Mariah Carey, Michael Jackson, and other singers to resist the urge to record mawkish, insipid all-star tribute ballads. "To America's recording artists, I just want to say, please, there has already been enough suffering," Bush said. "The last thing we need right now is a soaring Barbra Streisand-Brian McKnight duet titled 'One For All.'" Reports that the FBI had confiscated several notebooks and audio tapes from Diane Warren's home could not be confirmed as of press time.

Burnt and rotting corpses. Friends and relatives scavenging through the stench and ruins twenty four hours a day hoping to find ...no. I'm not ready to laugh about this yet.