Some say cyber space is a far away place
But theres one site that makes it like home
For music and fun it is still number one
It eases my inkling to roam

You ask me where's that? Of course its the 'cat" The feline that wallows in mud
Its got music and wit and lots of bull manure
Its the website I adore.....Bud

Oh!! We love the Mud Cat for all the things it is
But someone out there hates it for what it aint
But there's also lotsa people when they see the Mona Liz
Will complain about the colour of the paint!

One thing I like best is the way that any Guest
Can hide behind a tree and throw his turd.
They cannot hurl their shite on a regulated site
So where else are these howling monkeys heard?

And when you step in pooh for your political view
You know you won't have very long to wait
Whether leaning to the left or empathy bereft.
before a folk will come and set you straight

Oh!! We love the Mud Cat even when spaw describes his farts
But someone out there is a rotten apple
But there's also lotsa people when they a work of art
look for stucco at the top of Sistine chapel!