A dog owner comes running into the Vet's office carring a dog & screaming that there's something worng with the pooch, it's not moving. So the vet rushes the dog to the examination table for a look. After a few moments the vet turns & says that the dog is dead. The shocked owner can't except this & askes for a 2nd opinion. So the vet brings in a cat & the feline starts sniffing around the dog & looks at the vet & shakes it's head. The vet turns again to the dogs owner & says the cat is in agreement, the dog's dead. Again the unexcepting dog owner wants 1 more opinion. So the vet brings in a big black lab & the dog takes it's nose & starts moving the dead dog's head & sniffing. It then turns to the vet shaking it's head. Again the vet says that the dog is dead.
The dogs owner after calming down asks the vet what he owes for services rendered & the vet says that will be $650.00. Stunned, the berieved owned asked why so much. The vet say for me it's only $50.00, but it's another $600.00 for the cat scan & lab work. Barry