sheeps? vortexes? apexes? and otctopii (octopussies and octopodes are correct). Language is all about COMMUNICATION. If we muck about too much we have a Tower of Bable (or babble) and a rich judiciary and maybe it is too late for the latter.
In the UK eventually means sometime, in Europespeak it means maybe. Try putting that into a contract and keep the lawyers from getting rich - go on - I dare you.