Ok, so I did get shot down in 'flames'. BS thread heading or not, it would seem that "Jokes in worst possible taste " is pretty self explanatory, and nobody was forced to open and read it.
Maybe my timing's out as well, but I did at least wait a few weeks before posting. Most of the sick jokes I know appeared on that awful Black Tuesday.

In fact, the saddest one of the lot came BEFORE the event.
Do you think it co-incidence that Bin Liner chose the appropriate date of 9.11 for his air show????

I've also just heard that he celebrated his military strike with a slap up meal for his supporters, where they shared flaming tower burgers and a big apple crumble.

I'm sorry if I appeared to have an ulterior motive for posting; I didn't -- the censorship request got my goat, as did the single malt.......thence off at a tangent. I was hoping to trawl up some input of other jokes from round the world. Mea culpa.

Over here, hot dogs/sausages come in 'ordinary' (US - regular) or jumbo sizes.
"SOME people" is a term often used, when speaking to a group of folk, without naming or implying any particular person; The speaker/writer knows well of whom they speak, as does the subject.........

OK, so I'm a sad sicko and accept the flak, but since we're here, is there any interest in getting back to the original thread? Anyone wanna contribute? Loved the President's speech one.
Rob