Hey, William Shatner has several restraining orders out against me! I can't imagine why, I have done so much on his behalf, such as founding the WSSBA (William Shatner School of Bad Acting), and ruthlessly promoting him on Mudcat until various insensitive people started threatening me with reprisals...the Philistines!

Then too, I have committed bestial acts with squids and have run naked through the Halls of Justice on several occasions.

Have I told you about my hamster fetish? No?

There are so many parts of my life that I am longing to share with the great unwashed, via the Internet and network TV.

I hope to appear on Jerry Springer soon.

Stay tuned.

Oh, and thank you, GUEST Dennis M., for opening this tasteful subject so generously!

- LH