Ha! Now we have one gutless guest claiming that he's not THAT gutless guest 'cos that was another gutless guest.

Actually it has been determined that there really is only one gutless guest. But, depending upon which way the wind blows, he thinks he's Napoleon, or Ernie, or Oscar.

You silly sod, do you really think that anyone gives a shit if you think you're someone else? Face it! You're a nobody. And no matter how many kisses you offer you'll never make it into the inner clique.