Max Tone.

I didn't particularly like the joke but I got your intent in the post. I am extreemly tired of the Nuke Iranistan type of joke going around as well as the folks calling murders rag heads and saying things like the did it cause their turban was too tight. I've seen a few jokes generally have not like them enough to repeat. The onion.com had a headline that caught my fancy though. It was something like...

"Terrorists Shocked to Find Themselves in Hell."

In US grocery stores you can buy Jumbo Franks, but I've never heard it as a fast food order.

bert and ernie: Thank you for elevating the level of conversation. Have you been eating your crayons again?